1. Get a hold of a fortune cookie (either buy a box or save one from a chinese food restaurant)

2. Open the cookie wrapper and reach into the cookie with a pair of tweezers to pull out the fortune.

3. On a piece of paper cut to the size of the fortune, write the following message:

"Confuscious say: Man you are with is madly in love with you - He would be good husband! (Her name), will you marry me?"

4. Fold the paper in half lengthwise and re-insert it into the cookie as best you can.

5. Take your sweetheart out for dinner to an oriental restaurant.

6. During or towards the end of your meal, tell her that you have to use the restroom.

7. Secretly find the waiter and tell him/her to put two fortune cookies on the table (one which is your "special one" and the other a "generic").

8. Come back to the table and quickly choose and unwrap the generic cookie.

9. When she opens her cookie, she will be confused and certainly suprised.

10. Immediately, get down on one knee, present her with an engagment ring, and say "Will you marry me?"

Hopefully, she'll say "YES."